in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
Do you ever just take a step back and say ‘wow. My blog really does suck.’
don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
fire cannot kill a dragon
I love seeing someone getting pulled over but the cop is in the front of the other car and it looks like they pulled the cop over. It’s nice.
that friend that always tries to please you
John John disappearing in Mick Fanning’s Missing
if your gonna be nice to me there is a 89647212% chance im gonna date you
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL